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'Denis was considered something of a 'Hard Man' within the amputee society.'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

100k Desert Crawl

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

'Checkmate!'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Redundancies

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"First day out of bed?"

The globe vaults over Covid-19

Office Woman

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"Captain, I'm burned out!"

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."