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Vive La Résistance.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

100k Desert Crawl

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Checkmate!'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Eva Schloss

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

Redundancies

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

The globe vaults over Covid-19

"First day out of bed?"

Shipwrecked.