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"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

"Looks like we found the issue."

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I didn't spark joy."

(Camel paintings)

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man showing in the rain.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

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Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'