Topping Minimalist Gifts

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

"Looks like we found the issue."

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"I didn't spark joy."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'