Minimalist With A Twist Gifts

'I hired a decorator.'

"I always get these things and I don't know why. I'm not a collector!"

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Not to mention the park view."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Typewriters and Laptops.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

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Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Champagne at the hunt

"It's called 'Sold'."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.