Minimalist With A Twist Gifts

'I hired a decorator.'

"I always get these things and I don't know why. I'm not a collector!"

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Not to mention the park view."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Champagne at the hunt

"It's called 'Sold'."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"