Top Secret Keeper Gifts

If you're searching for a gift for someone who takes their secrets seriously, our collection celebrates the art of keeping things under wraps. Perfect for friends, colleagues, or family members who are the go-to confidants. Find witty mugs, cozy pillows, and stylish prints that say you value their discretion and sense of humor. Celebrate their talent for secrecy with gifts that are as clever as they are charming.

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'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?' mockup

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

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'You know too much!'

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Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone. mockup

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

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"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet." mockup

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

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"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE." mockup

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

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'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?' mockup

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

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"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake." mockup

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

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"There's something I have to tell you." mockup

"There's something I have to tell you."

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"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment." mockup

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

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'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.' mockup

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

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'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?' mockup

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

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'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.' mockup

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

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"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear" mockup

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

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He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands. mockup

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

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Secret sweetie drawer...

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'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!' mockup

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

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'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?' mockup

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

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"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh." mockup

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

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"Can you keep a secret?"

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'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.' mockup

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

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"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?" mockup

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

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"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know." mockup

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

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"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans." mockup

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

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"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?" mockup

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

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Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret mockup

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

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It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are. mockup

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

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"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?" mockup

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

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"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret." mockup

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

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'Keep a lid on it!'

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'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.' mockup

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

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"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!" mockup

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

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'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!' mockup

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

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'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.' mockup

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

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Top Secret Keeper Gifts Collection

Top Secret Keeper Mugs

Looking for more secret-keeping humor? Check out our mugs collection featuring witty and discreet designs perfect for the top secret keeper.

Top Secret Keeper Pillows

Explore our pillows that humorously honor the art of discretion—cozy, stylish, and perfect for those who value their secrets.

Top Secret Keeper Prints

Decorate with prints that showcase the top secret keeper in a fun, stylish way—great for their home or office space.

Top Secret Keeper T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt that celebrates secret keepers with clever sayings and comfortable style, making it a fun gift for any confidant.