Secret Holder Gifts

'This is a secret family recipe. Speaking of family secrets, you were adopted.'

Closet.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Keep a lid on it!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."