Toothpick Tune Gifts

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Baby Piano

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Moon, June...'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Bass Clef

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

The Terror Of Folkenstein

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Dido

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"Cheater"

Eric Clapton.

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

'Dang! - I've got that 'Sesame Street' theme song stuck in my head again!'

'Granted getting stuck in her teeth is a small victory, but a victory none the less.'

"Mu husband and I love the toothpicks, but we prefer cheese logs."

Those microphones sound great

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

Accordion

Playing violin.