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"Skip the Hygiene Video, just pick my teeth."

'Granted getting stuck in her teeth is a small victory, but a victory none the less.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Red wine teeth

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'I need a new tooth brush.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

'At the next feeding frenzy, give yourself an edge on the competition with the new 'Dyna-tooth' paste.'

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'