Toothpick Enthusiast Pillows

"Skip the Hygiene Video, just pick my teeth."

'Granted getting stuck in her teeth is a small victory, but a victory none the less.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Red wine teeth

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

'I've rally been hit hard - the price of toothpaste has gone through the roof.'

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'