Tooth Fairy Manager Gifts

I remember when I started dental school. Getting my student loan was like pulling teeth!

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Car Dentistry.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Boy who has been to the dentist

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'