Tooth Fairy Manager Gifts

I remember when I started dental school. Getting my student loan was like pulling teeth!

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Boy who has been to the dentist

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Calcium Deposits.

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'