Tool Time Rookie Pillows

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Award Winning Gardener

A DIY disaster.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

D.I.Y

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

DIY horror.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"Bob's a tool belt."

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

DIY expert.

Reality home-improvement show.

DIY store.

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

Blue-Collar Workers

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

Impractical Gardener.

Mechanics price list.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

Scre

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'

The Baby Mechanic