Tool Time Rookie Gifts

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Award Winning Gardener

A DIY disaster.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

D.I.Y

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

DIY horror.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"Bob's a tool belt."

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

Reality home-improvement show.

DIY expert.

DIY store.

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

Impractical Gardener.

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

Blue-Collar Workers

Mechanics price list.

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Scre

When Handy Men lose it...

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'