Tony Award Fan Mugs

Tyne Daly

Showbiz Awards

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

Ellen Page

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

South Pork

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"And the award for the best interruption of an oscar speech goes to...The woodwinds."

Base chapel.

'And now the award for the best product placement in a motion picture...'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"Technically, it's not a crime, but it still feels wrong."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

BAFTA/Oscar lack of diversity

"He had a few drinks while planning where to meet for a drink before the pre-award drinks"

The Oscars

Fiddler on the Roof - Performed by Miss Parsons Finishing School

Red Carpet

Ed Asner - 1929-2021