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Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I want to thank all the little people."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'And now the award for the best product placement in a motion picture...'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Base chapel.

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

BAFTA/Oscar lack of diversity

Ed Asner - 1929-2021

"He had a few drinks while planning where to meet for a drink before the pre-award drinks"

Red Carpet

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.