Broadway Fan Prints

"I literally died in a theater, but Hamilton gets the Broadway treatment"

"No animals were harmed during this production."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Daughters on the beach

Modern Major General

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Jester Surgeon

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Ghostship

Circus

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'We had to donwsize.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Countess

Little ship of horrors

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Tristan and Isolde

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'