Broadway Fanatic Prints

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

Jo Ann Veneziano

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Southwark Fair.

Trump! The Musical

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Reginald Bunthorne

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Henrik Ibsen,

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'We had to donwsize.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Welsh Dragon

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Lithium Fair