Ny Times Fan Mugs

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Fiscal cliff

South Pork

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

Retired Talk Show Host.

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! I'm a grad student pursuing my PhD. in robotics. Under the recent tax plan that passed the House, I'd have to count my tuition waiver as income, even though I never received any actual money. This would put me in a higher tax bracket and I'd have to drop out because I could never afford to pay those taxes. Good riddance, Poindexter. Science is nothing but gobbledygook anyway. Studies have shown that's not the case.

'Alan's claim to fame is that he was once a Jay Leno punch line.'

QANON PROUD BOY

Conan O'Brian

Fiddler on the Roof - Performed by Miss Parsons Finishing School

Graham Norton

"No animals were harmed during this production."

"I literally died in a theater, but Hamilton gets the Broadway treatment"

'I'm going on vacation next week - If you have any problems, here's Oprah's number.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.