Ny Times Fan T-Shirts

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Fiscal cliff

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

Retired Talk Show Host.

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

Lady Liberty Cools Off

'Alan's claim to fame is that he was once a Jay Leno punch line.'

QANON PROUD BOY

"No animals were harmed during this production."

'Ask your doctor if investing in the market is right for you.'

'Whoever said, 'There are no stupid questions,' never listened to talk radio.'

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.