Tongues Talker Gifts

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Moo Out Loud

Woman on the phone.

Dialogue

WTF?

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Preserved

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

"What do you think of the new feed?"

"IRL sucks."

'The magian didn't have to grouch about the mucker's mafficking.'

"Careful...she bites."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."