Tongues Talker Gifts

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Moo Out Loud

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

WTF?

Woman on the phone.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Dialogue

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

The Hockey Puckey

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Preserved

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"Careful...she bites."

"What do you think of the new feed?"

'The magian didn't have to grouch about the mucker's mafficking.'

"IRL sucks."

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'