Tongue-wagger Gifts

"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

A man and his dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

Fido and Fifi

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.