Tail-wagger Whisperer Gifts

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

What if dogs were charming...

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Fido and Fifi

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'He's barking mad!'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"My human can't tell which end is which."