Tail-wagger Whisperer T-Shirts

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

What if dogs were charming...

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Fido and Fifi

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Wag the tails!'

'He's barking mad!'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'