Tongue-in-cheek Tactician Pillows

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

No-Work Orange

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

Musician

"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

The Three Doctors.

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"No Bald Games"

"If you like the baby pictures you should see the 'Making Of' video!"

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

The Cheshire Dog.

"Don’t you dare talk to your father in all caps young lady!"

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"Come on and pay for the shopping like a man."

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'The gentleman would like to buy you a drink if you'll follow him on twitter, and I'd be really grateful if you didn't explain what that means.'

"My scheme revolves around making promises that we have no intention of keeping. . . for want of a better word, I've called it 'politics'."

'Look, just because I work for you, doesn't mean that I like you sir.'

'You may have misunderstood about Yompville being a country club prison.'

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'