Tongue-in-cheek Humor Lover Pillows

"It's a thongbird."

'I'd like to think I've had SOME influence on your life.'

'Come on...you can't all have hayfever in the middle of winter.'

"What Uncle Al meant to say regarding your silly question was 'does a bear use the restroom in the woods'."

No-Work Orange

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Shall I be mother?

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"

'You had me at hell.'

"What?"

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

The Three Doctors.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Roman Golfer.

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Burke and Hare and Hare

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"If you like the baby pictures you should see the 'Making Of' video!"

"No Bald Games"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

Canadian Importers - In, Oot.

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'