Tomatoes T-Shirts

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

Allotment

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Dreaming Of Spring

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Orange House of Horrors

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

The Hypnotato,

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

Tomatoes

"No more for you, spuddy, you're starting to get a chip on your shoulder."

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'