Tomato Growing T-Shirts

"He's not here. He's on the roof watering his tomato plants."

Allotment

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

An old man growing berries

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

You will always find a spot to garden

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Dreaming Of Spring

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

Arctic Hothouse

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Hand pollenate your fruit trees

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."