Tomatoes Prints

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

Allotment

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Dreaming Of Spring

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

The Hypnotato,

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Orange House of Horrors

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

Tomatoes

We're building someone's raised garden beds? Yup. Then planting them and installing a water system. Tree's Trees. How much do they cost? Here's the price list. So about $500 per tomato. You can't buy them for that at the store! Tree's Trees.

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

"No more for you, spuddy, you're starting to get a chip on your shoulder."