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'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Arctic Hothouse

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Cutting round an igloo...

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

"Legally, we're a farm."

Solar powered sundial

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'