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Marthra

"States of tofu"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Odette from Swan Lake

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Snowman Tattoo

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Elizabeth I

"It helps to lessen the load of my shelf Dad: I'm so much faster now..."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

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Man with many tattoos.

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"Dad and his stupid bucket list."

Sorry, formal only.

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."