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Marthra

"States of tofu"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Odette from Swan Lake

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Snowman Tattoo

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Elizabeth I

'The black sheep of the flock,'

"It helps to lessen the load of my shelf Dad: I'm so much faster now..."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

Man with many tattoos.

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Sorry, formal only.

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

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