Toilet Paper Prankster Pillows

Morgue.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Scotsman in the bath...

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

'What's this filed under G?'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

David Blunkett

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'

Printer Jam Session

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

Sad demise of a workaholic

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

'I wish you wouldn't do that with a client's statement of truth.'

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

Toilet paper calendar