Toilet Paper Humor Specialist Pillows

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"This stool shall pass."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

New York Scatological Society

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

The Rural Bidet...

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

WC problem.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.