Toilet Paper Prankster Prints

Morgue.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Scotsman in the bath...

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Have food. Need toilet paper

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Printer Jam Session

'What's this filed under G?'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'

David Blunkett

Sad demise of a workaholic

'I wish you wouldn't do that with a client's statement of truth.'

Toilet paper calendar

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"