Toe-touching Trainee Pillows

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'Virtual patient.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"The rabbit got lost."

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

'Yeah, I've got the new guy working on table wines. He seems to be getting the hang of it.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

Potty Training.

"But the good news is that if you get a life threatening illness...then you'd get a decent payout."

Do as many study days as you can

"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

"How do you turn it off?"

He's working his way up to lions!

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

'-and who's next?'

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

'So you don't mind starting at the bottom!'

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'