Toe-touch Artist Pillows

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

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'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

The art of tattooing got off to a slow start.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Trees tattoo

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Snowman Tattoo

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

Pottery

Palm Reader reading 'Laura' heart tattoo on palm 'You're in love with a girl named Laura!'