Toe-touch Artist Prints

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Trees tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Devil tattoo.

Spatula beach

Snowman Tattoo

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

The art of tattooing got off to a slow start.

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Operation Tattoo

Pottery

Palm Reader reading 'Laura' heart tattoo on palm 'You're in love with a girl named Laura!'