Toe-tastic Talents Prints

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'You've got lot toe!'

Potatoes.

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'You have mistle-TOE.'

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."

Swan Lake Auditions

Corn and Bunion plants.

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Echappe

'It's the worse case of in-growing toe nails I've ever seen, nurse!'

Podiatry. If the frostbite was any worse we'd have to amputate. You just barely stayed out of the "toe away" zone!

The untold wine-making process.

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

"I didn't know you were pigeon toed Bert"

That's a nasty outgoing toenail you've got there.'

Riverdance school

Man changing channels with his toe

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”

Piano Player

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'

'Don't forget! This next part has to be all your tippy-toes.'