Tactile Art Enthusiast Pillows

Tactile Art.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Punk Reindeer

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Balloon tattoos

Quick Spring Fling

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Devil tattoo.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Adam Levine

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Burlyesque

The art of tattooing got off to a slow start.

Irony: Then and Now

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."