Tactile Art Enthusiast Pillows

Tactile Art.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Punk Reindeer

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Quick Spring Fling

Balloon tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

Devil tattoo.

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

The art of tattooing got off to a slow start.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Burlyesque

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."