Toddler Tutors Gifts

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

I will study my speling words...

Swan Fairy Tales

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Home Schooling'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Technologies and distance classes

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."