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"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Musical Prodigy

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Baby Piano

The No No No's

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Computer Music

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Little Piano

Double bass in space

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Bass Clef

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"This tantrum has been powerful, honest and riveting, and I think we should just give him what he wants."

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."

"Hmm. What rhymes with layoffs?"

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

'I don't care whether you think it's an affront to your 'Human Rights', I still want you to go to the naughty corner!'

'Max, the rubber band gun is an outside toy...and you can't shoot it at people.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'Sorry, Tommy, our computer can't play today - it's got a virus!'

'I think my baby sister is ready for the compter! Last night she said, ' GOO-GOO!''

"I'm Jo. Ban Jo."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'