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"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Baby Piano

The No No No's

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

If you're happy and you know it...

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"I mean, he does have a point."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Musical Prodigy

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."

'Your Walking!'

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

Baby's First Opera

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."

Lady Goo Goo Gaga.

Old MacDonald Christmas.

'Humans are so strange: I ran up the clock, the clock struck one, I ran down, and they make a song about it...'

Father's Day

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

Old MacDonald's Hawaiian Farm...

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'Tic-kle the brat!'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'