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"Yes, we are disciples and no our names are not John, Jacob, Jingleheimer Schmidt."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Tenors

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Famous Like Song

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

The Curious George pop-down book

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

Hugo Wolf

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

"Read me that new turtle book that's getting all the buzz."

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

Syd Barrett.

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

Cows warming up.

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

At the witches supermarket.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

'Humans are so strange: I ran up the clock, the clock struck one, I ran down, and they make a song about it...'

"No, I didn't call a taxi."