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'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Baby Piano

Bass Clef

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Double Bass

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Baby Playing Violin

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Leaping

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Computer Music

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Little Piano

Double bass in space

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Musical Prodigy

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

Baby's First Opera

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

B flat

Children playing divorcees

"Have you chosen your bedtime story yet, Tommy?"