Tiny Performer T-Shirts

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Football Fans

Baby Piano

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Double Bass

Four children playing the flute.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

One!

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

Take a bow!

Leaping

"I tested very high in playing."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Baby dressed for the opera.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

Bass Clef

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Baby