Digital Tunesmith T-Shirts

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

Baby Piano

The Googler

Mozart on a computer,

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Computer Music

Double bass in space

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Musical Prodigy

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

computer trick with teapot and cup

Bass Clef

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Son hacks into computer to get a job

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

'I only do biometric readings now.'

'20,231 Google Citations...Therefore I am.' Descartes in the computer age.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

Beatles Tribute

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.