Toddler Sports Fan Gifts

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

A boy with a football

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Suzanne Lenglen

Deregulated Baseball

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

Indians Smoke Signals.

'Let go of the pole!'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Olympic Bubble

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'If you finish your chores, then you can play with the computer.'

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

Jack Johnson

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

A Good Bet.