Toddler Sports Fan Pillows

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

Footballer and Bacteria.

A boy with a football

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Deregulated Baseball

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'Let go of the pole!'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'If you finish your chores, then you can play with the computer.'

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

A Good Bet.

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.