Little Football Fan Pillows

'If you finish your chores, then you can play with the computer.'

Football Fans

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

A boy with a football

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Referee cop.

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Football Delivery

"Go deep!"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

Football Violence

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"