Toblerone Lover T-Shirts

"I hear developers are tearing it down and building a multi-storey toblerone."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Night of the Latkes

Menu Dating

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Devi's brew?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Vendor selling testosterone.

Coffee shop

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Running Latte

"Herb's from Texas."

Milkin' Impossible

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Lord of the Rings IV.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Dreaming Of Spring

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'