Toblerone Lover Pillows

"I hear developers are tearing it down and building a multi-storey toblerone."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Night of the Latkes

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

You've Had Enough!

Menu Dating

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Vendor selling testosterone.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

National Coffee Day

"Herb's from Texas."

Running Latte

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Milkin' Impossible

'You've had enough.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Dreaming Of Spring

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'