Toast Slammer T-Shirts

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Beers

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Man's cooking explodes.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'Toast'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

A very fine vintage

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Prosecco

Love wine

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"To toast!"

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Pint

"What would you serve with toast?"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.